success joke

Sunday, August 3, 2008 6 comments


What is success???

What is the secret of success???
I
found this joke for success definition and success secret.
You can read here...


1. Success is ....

At age 4, success is.......................not peeing your pants.
At age 12, success is.....................having friends.
At age 20, success is.....................having sex.
At age 35, success is.....................making money.
At age 60, success is.....................having sex.
At age 70, success is.....................having friends.
At age 80, success is.....................not peeing your pants.


2. The Secret of Success

A reporter interview a success-man. What they talking about ??? Here there are :

"Sir, What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank president.

"Two words"
"And, Sir,what are they?"
"Right decisions"
"And how do you make right decisions?"
"One word"
"And,sir, What is that?"
"Experience"
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Wrong decisions"

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