success joke
Sunday, August 3, 2008 Labels: success joke 6 comments
What is success???
What is the secret of success???
I found this joke for success definition and success secret.
You can read here...
1. Success is ....
At age 4, success is.......................not peeing your pants.
At age 12, success is.....................having friends.
At age 20, success is.....................having sex.
At age 35, success is.....................making money.
At age 60, success is.....................having sex.
At age 70, success is.....................having friends.
At age 80, success is.....................not peeing your pants.
2. The Secret of Success
A reporter interview a success-man. What they talking about ??? Here there are :
"Sir, What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank president.
"Two words"
"And, Sir,what are they?"
"Right decisions"
"And how do you make right decisions?"
"One word"
"And,sir, What is that?"
"Experience"
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Wrong decisions"
You gave a new meaning of success. However, it is true. Lolz..
I like the "success is" - funny... and true! LOL
The truth is that success is different for every person. Your joke illustrates well.
To me success is building a successful business. But to many people my former career as a professor would be considered a success.
I think success always means accomplishing something new that is challenging while being happy with where you are at the moment.
LOL, I love this
the success at 80 I want to say that there's no need to pee on pants as they is adult diaper available.
There is a second meaning to the jokes and it's wonderful.